Less than serious!

Even dentists can have a sense of humour! Have you heard the one about.......

Dentist to Patient: "Would you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?"

Patient: "Why, Doc? It isn't all that bad this time."

Dentist: "There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to miss my 5 o'clock tee time."

A couple of older gentlemen were golfing one morning, when one mentioned that he was going to Dr. Lookner for a new set of dentures the next morning. His friend remarked that he had gone to the same dentist a few years before.

"Is that so?" the first gentleman asked. "Did he do a good job?"

"Well, I was on the course yesterday when the fellow on the ninth hole hooked a shot," he said. "The ball most have been going 200 mph when it hit me right in the balls. That," the old gent added, "was the first time in two years my teeth didn't hurt."

Q: What to do you call an old dentist?
A: A bit long in the tooth

Q: What do you call a depressed dentist?
A: A little down in the mouth.

Q: Did you hear about the Buddhist monk who refused his dentist's Novocaine during root canal work?
A: The Buddhist monk wanted to transcend dental medication.

Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple yes or no answer.

Mr. and Mrs. Smith were shown into the dentist's office, where Mr. Smith made it clear to the dentist that he didn't want to spend a lot of money.

"No fancy stuff, " Mr. Smith ordered, "No gas or needles or any of that stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with."

"I wish more of my patients were as stoic as you," said the dentist admiringly. "Now, which tooth is it?"

Mr. Smith turned to his wife... "Show him your tooth darling!"

Patient: "How much to have this tooth pulled?"

Dentist: "£250.00."

Patient: "£250.00 for just a few minutes work?"

Dentist: "I can extract it very slowly if you like."

Little Johnny: You said the school dentist would be painless, but he wasn't.

Teacher: Did he hurt you?

Little Johnny: No, but he screamed when I bit his finger.